What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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