- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

knock knock who's there? faith

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Your gay

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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