- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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