Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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