Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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