- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

hashtags suck balls

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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