That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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The queen having a shit

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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alert('The Game')

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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