An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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How you know when dislextic

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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