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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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