why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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