roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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