- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

hey, my names mark.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

My dad

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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