why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

I have a gay camel

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What do you call a banana? A banana.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Chick Norris... Enough said

Emily Walker.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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