What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Albert your flies undone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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