- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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