Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

how much fish could a chicken

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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