- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

My wife made me a sandwich

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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