What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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no pun intended

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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