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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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