How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's 9 + 10 19

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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