- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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