- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

I like touching my boobs

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Face...tastes like chicken!

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??