- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

12 niqqa 12.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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