Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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A bar walks into a man

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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CFL

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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