- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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