How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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