Fat people

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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