- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Women can vote? WTF

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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