What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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Anti Joke

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