- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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