A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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