A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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