Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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