What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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