- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

How come grilled cheese?

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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