- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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