rocky is staring at us from outside...

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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