Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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