Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

"hey do you know the date" "58"

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

why did the zebra cross the road?

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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