- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Your mums a potato

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Guest what? Dog

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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