- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

why did you poop because you are a poop

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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