- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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