Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Emily Walker.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Poop.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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