- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

The game.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

The Oakland Raiders

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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