In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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