What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

A seal walks into a club.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

c-? men, C-men

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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