- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Call of Duty is a good game.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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