- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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