Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Hey how is your wife and my kids

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

2 + 2 = 4

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Nero, sure you are okay?

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

I like the color potato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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