What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Caroline Kelly.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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The Princess is in another castle

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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