Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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