Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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i hate black people

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Women can vote? wtf

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are u black unlucky

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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The Qur'an

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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