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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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