roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

A man did not like this site

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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