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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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