Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

mitchell palmer sucks

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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