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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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