A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

What is the meaning of life? 42

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

-knock knock! -doors open

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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