What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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PICKLES

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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