- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Women's rights

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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