Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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