Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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