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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Nobody cares maddie!

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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