Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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