- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Psychics.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

The EPA.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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