- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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