ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Click here to end the world.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

justin beiber sucks

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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