A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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