Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

jd and zach loves vigina

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Immigration Laws

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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