- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Kys

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Pickles

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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