Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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