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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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