One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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