What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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