What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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