Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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whats black and large -me

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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