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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Vagina cream... end of story

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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