Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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