- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Hey! Where is my tracker?

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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