- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

kennah campion when she talks

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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