Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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