What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What would Muhammed do?

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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im gay

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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