How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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