- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

just in time?

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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