- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

why was the cat black it was a black cat

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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