Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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why are balck people black because they are

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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I need to start studying.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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