- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

woman's rights

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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