- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

A hill billy went fishing

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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