Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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