- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Click here to end the world.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

justin beiber sucks

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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