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Rylan Clark

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

women's rights, lol

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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