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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

THe Election

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Michael Brown

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade