- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What comes after 69? mouthwash

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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