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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

"...."-Hellen Keller

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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