ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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