- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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