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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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