Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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