- Anti Joke

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..